Thoughts from the AMEN Pew #7

You already know what it is. Bigly.

Lets get it in

 I am obsessed with Desus & Mero

Its like. I didnt grow up anywhere near NYC, let alone the Bronx. Their world is not a place I know. But there is something about this perspective that my ear is attuned to. They are really quick on the draw, which I already have respect for. But, their willing to disrespect anything is really what draws me in. They strike me as two guys who happened to fall into a place where TV is trying to be like the internet. And they are getting paid for that. So, respect….respect….

 The Blizzard not a bug list gives me hope in life. Like, yeah dumbasses, vanilla wow was trash. And now people are going to deal with it. I cant wait for the first fuck to get nailed down with Windfury proc and 2 hands of rag. Don’t blame me, son. 

 You ever heard of the Danbury Baptists. They were bombing around Connecticut right at the beginning of the 1800s. They believed in some wacky shit, and the Congregationalists, who were the majority in Connecticut, didnt like what they believed much. So they wrote a letter to the president at the time, Thomas Jefferson, asking if the first amendment of the Bill of Rights allowed them to believe what they wanted. Thomas Jefferson’s reply was as follows:

I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should “make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,” thus building a wall of separation between Church & State. adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.

So the next time some fucking dipshit tells you that this country is a christian country, you can tell them uncle TJ said you can eat a fat dick

 Its been a bad month for the city of New Orleans. First Leah Chase and now, fucking Dr. John. That man fought for the City of New Orleans maybe more than anyone else. Ive been a fan all my life. 

One day, I was at the uptown Rue de la Course (there were multiple then), and here comes Dr. John walking down the street, fully festooned. And as if with the power of the voodoo alone, the New Orleans streetcar (notorious for never ever being on time) just pulls up right into the path he is walking down. He walks on, and dissapears into the New Orleans night. 

I’m going to miss him. Going to do a full album review of one of his records later this year. (Spoiler alert: Its going to be this one)

 Blizzard done shit the bed….AGAIN. You are telling me I almost had a Starcraft First person shooter for the fuckin SECOND TIME and you gunna take that shit away too???? Blizz, you keep fucking up. And there is no fucking way that Diablo 4 will ever make up for last year’s shitshow. Eat a bag of fat dicks

 Alright. I have had enough. You see these people sending some random rich woman death threats because she had the audacity to get Jay-Z’s drink order.  Which brings me to my larger point. Fandoms. 

time to stop

And I dont just mean Beyonce’s fans. Anyone who is being a fucking asshole needs to find something else to do. Like play the guitar. Learn how to make sandwiches well. Widdle. Literally anything else. And Im not talking about being a fan. You can be a fan of whatever you want. I dont give a shit. Just dont become so obsessed where you lose touch with anything else. This ban applies not just to the B Hive. Also banned:

There are more, but I am fucking gone at this point

 Blizz just keeps takin these L’s. Fuckin their authentication servers were down for FOUR AND A HALF HOURS today. Got damn blizz. When you fired everybody, did you fire your network people too. I heard you did. You fucking pieces of shit. 

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 Liquor is the best thing in the entire world. It gives life. Everything else is bullshit till there is more liquor.

 Alright, thats enough. Have a great night. Get fucked up. Smoke lots of dope. Do dope, fuck hope. 

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