Thoughts from the AMEN Pew #5

God damn has this been a shit-tastic week. You know what that means

No second post this week. Between life, GoT coming back, and general fatigue, I got distracted. Life is hard. 

But, I want to make this offer to anyone who is actually reading this. If you have some stupid shit to say, email

I promise to ignore it accordingly.

 This one caught me completely by surprise. In the wake of BioWare’s eating its own feceseating its own feces [Editor’s note: You may feel like I am beating a dead horse here. Yes I am. I will beat that fucking dead horse till someone learns a lesson], a genius decided to see what BioWare Austin, the red headed, un-listened to, stepchild of Bioware, was up to a fair 8 years later. And holy shit.

SWOTR has no reason why it should be good. In fact, MMOs generally speaking have shit level progression. Where its either a grind or a super easy grind, MMO stories are fairly irrelevent and you are one of a thousand war hobos thrown at the problem till its solved. SWOTR does this completely rare thing and creates a full story around your individual character, where, in traditional BioWare fashion, builds gracefully up to these really nice story arcs. 

Like, I am about lvl 40. I have no idea if the end game is good or any other traditional MMO shit. But I feel like I got my money’s worth here. Not every planet’s arc is great, but its been a good experience all the way through.

Energy I am on this week. Yes its sad. You’re sad. Fuck off

Its 2019. Can we get shit to release across the fucking globe at the same fucking time. This whole, “you got to wait 6 months to a year to get shit from the not-US” is fucking stupid. Like, don’t people like money. Can’t we all just agree that shit needs to come out at the same time. 

I am of course saying all that cause I want to watch the new season of Derry Girls. I fucking LOVED Derry Girls on Netflix (possible review forthcoming), and I want the next fucking season, which is airing right now in the UK. Fucking fix this shit. Or we will all have to resort to the high seas. 

There are bad times ahead. And every day shit seems bleaker. Its hard to find hope. And trust me, you will find none of it fucking here. So, as usual, the goal is to escape the unfathomable depression of existence for 5 minutes. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo that being said. I like a certain type of reaction videos. I like when an actual reaction happens. Reaction videos generally are shit. Overproduced manufactured shit. However, there is a rare animal out there. People actually reacting to stuff. People who haven’t heard of a thing, and manages to have a genuine reaction. And when that happens, it is glorious.

Example. I came across this video recently. Two small time DJs from Australia. Reviewing the infamous Pink Season. One of them knows who Joji is. One of them is completely oblivious. And it is wonderful. 

K, thats all I have energy for. May a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest. 

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