Thoughts from the AMEN Pew #23

As previously state, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT IS

The liquor is coming in strong. 

I almost deleted the last vestige of social media I have this week. Look, I get you like a political candidate, but fuckin I am sick of it. I am sick of the absolutism.

You know our asshole-in-chief is fuckin shit up.  I get you like the other guy. But fuck man, like everyone who voted for Warren or Biden is not a fucking demon. 

 Look man, I am not voting for Bernie, even though I agree with what he is saying. Why? His fans are FUCKING ASSHOLES. 

I feel about Bernie how I feel about Grateful Dead or Jimmy Buffett. I like the music, the fans are the fucking worst. 

And Im tired of hearing about it. I’m tired of hearing about how everything is going to be different. How you think the revolution is going to happen. Guess what. It fucking isn’t. Too bad.

Shit like this is why I haven’t deleted twitter yet. Keep this good shit coming

You want to talk about hype. Shit I am amped up for.

Its nothing involving politics. See this shit. I can only get so erect. This shit is the fucking HYPE. Cop you a copy the day it comes out. If not just for the soundtrack. 

 I don’t know what to think about this. I am a big fan of the Dixie Chicks core discography. And now after we have much worse shit then Bush fuckin getting us in a goddamn war, they are back. 

This feels overproduced. A central tenant of the Dixie Chicks’ sound is the fact that they are each heavily proficient in their instruments. This sounds more like Taylor Swift than it does their stuff. That being said, i will hold out judgement for the record. Could be good? Who knows? Fuck you

 It is most definitely fuck all yall season. Everybody needs to fuckin grow up and shit

But you wont see the Dixie Chicks at the CMAs. You MAY see these guys run up on the CMAs. I hope they do. 

Dunno who they are or what they want. But I am about this kind of insanity.


If any other planet a million light years from here is unlucky enough to also have sentient life….they go about their day as normal as they can. 

And you know what they have never heard of? Jesus Christ. 

Because he doesn’t fucking exist. Everyone get over fairy tales of the eternal and live here. 

In the shit. 

Because shit is what makes us equal. Shitting is inevitable. Shitting is the only act which unites us all. 

Feces is our god.

Rejoice. The feces is in your butt.

One other note. The coronavirus. We are all going to get it. Unless we get really lucky, that shit is going to go everywhere. 

The immortan is desperate to save a fucking stock market that is fake anyway, and we are going to get sick. 

Many will be fine, but many more…. Look, here’s what I say. Wash your hands. Don’t touch your fucking face. Learn from history. 

Watch for net fall, cause the shit might happen again. 

 Ok, I am about everyone. Peace, Love, and Sandwiches to everyone. Don’t let reality fuck you in the ass more than usual. 

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