Thoughts from the AMEN Pew #21

We got some NEW readers this week. Truthfully, its been a good week all around

Lets get raunchy

Get your nips and your nuts ready. 

The level of sexual energy here has no bounds. 

Look, the fucking immortan just be straight up swinging his dick in our face now. 

So now we at the ultimate impasse. Will the republic manage to survive someone who has literally no checks on his power? Will the immortan make posts like this illegal? Will he stuff his face full of fuckin cheesburgers while Melania gives him a blumpkin? 

Tune in next week. Same lack of integrity time. Same ultimate shame channel. 

I shouldn’t like this shit. Cause thats what it is. Its shit. Everything on Smosh is shit. But, I can’t help it. I suppose this is how people who watch a ton of like Real Housewives feel. They are mentally aware there is no value to it and no one will remember it in 20 years. It will be content that dies on the vine. BUT, we are here now. And we are experiencing reality now. Shouldn’t we just enjoy what we have. I think so. 

Anywhere,  escape the unfathomable depression of existence for 5 minutes….shall you?

You still thinking about the immortan getting a blumpkin aren’t you. Admit it. Explore it. Be alright with yourself.

I recently put this on the intertubes to make a point. I regret nothing

Lately, I have been FACINATED by Dolly Parton’s America.  GOT DAMN, this is a fucking incredible podcast. Like I went in it with trepidation, but holy shit, consider me converted. I think I would follow Dolly anywhere. I think she is approaching life the right way and is on a righteous path. 

Don’t get me wrong, she has MASTERPIECE-level albums. That I knew before the podcast. But, I think its the Zen. Dolly Parton may be the closest I have to spirtuality in my life right now. 

So, I am promoting her. The Right Saint Dolly Parton is here to preach. You fucks listen. 

The recent Black Spine Edition may be one of the bests. 

I think I will keep it short. I got some strong blog ideas for next week, so be on the look out for that. 

Till then. Find peace out there. I know I am trying.


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