Thoughts from the AMEN Pew #2

Dear congregation. Its now time for the imbibing of spirits and the yelling of foolishness. The liquor is doing the thinking as the Holy Flava intends. 

Lets get started. 

What the fuck happened to country music? Shit used to be about sadness and transcendental mediation. Now everything has to be about going to the lake drinking shit out of a solo cup and makin rap for people who are afraid of black people. Like man, country used to mean some shit. Luckily, there are a few in the next generation trying to fix how much country has been completely fucked for the past few years. People like Jason IsbellChris Stapleton, and that new Lee Ann Womack is amazing. And of course, my life hero, Sturgill Simpson

Spend your money on Sturgill records. Dont fucking give any of these safe white rap assholes the time of day. 

This winter needs to fucking end. I feel like I live in Seattle. It has been nothing but cold as shit and pouring down rain all winter long. And it looks like its going to rain for the next 7 days. Some Bullshit. Like stop man. We have so much fucking water. I just want to grill man. I want some fucking brats and wings man. Just lets cruise through the rest of this winter and be done with it. 

This is that new good ass swish. Where did this come from? I mean Sonoma, but it feels like it came out of no where. Not complaing. Cause its good ass swish. 

 Someone recently asked me for my top 5 favorite TV shows of all time. I said, bitch thats easy. And I gave them my drunk list

  1. The Sifl & Olly Show
  2. The Adventures of Pete & Pete
  3. The first season of True Detective
  4. Mystery Science Theatre 3000
  5. Trailer Park Boys

Anyone got a problem with that shit will have to FIGHT ME.

 Put fucking cinematography, editing, and makeup design back in. What the fuck are you doing? Why do you even do this if you arent going to present the awards to the motherfuckers who make the movies? 

 Alright, Im going to drink and chill. Dont do nothing I wouldnt approve of. Be dumb. 

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