Thoughts from the AMEN Pew #15

Overall, its been a fantastic week. 

Lets get it in.

I disagree with the premise here in only two ways. First, I think people on the internet way overweigh the value of what they do individually. Yeah you picked Oat milk, grats dogg. You know that there are still places pumping oil into the gulf. Genocides and shit. Cultural history being destroyed. We micromanage our lives far too much. Yeah using plastic bottles isn’t great. Why don’t we riot in the streets till people use glass for everything? No? Then fuck, who cares. Second, the idea that people were good 500 years ago. Bruh. I have two words. Spanish Inquisition.  Don’t fucking overthink good and bad. Its pretty easy when you think about it. 

While we are on it, The Good Place is an incredible show. It does that thing that all the best art manages to do which is true subversiveness. I may be talking out of school here, but I’ll give my hot take on the good place. I think it is secretly a satire of how we view the concepts of Heaven or Hell. It is a stupid notion to think an individual is judged based on how you perform in this world. That would make god a giant fucking dick who likes to see people suffer. Why would you sing praises to that entity. I think its point is that humanity’s goal to better itself should be get better a day at a time. And thats all you can ask for. I agree. 

Numbers 5: 23  “The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the Lord and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children. 

Never forget, the bible supported forced abortion

Timothy 2:12 –

“I do not permit a woman to teach or have authority over a man; she must be silent.”

The bible also hates women. Fuck you Christians. 

That was dark. Lets get drunk and stupid. This is one of my favorite comedy bits of all time. I like this kind of peel behind the onion.

I have used this analogy for years, but now someone finally shoved the shit on youtube. This is the only part of the entire series of Monk that should stand the test of time (except for the theme song). This is how I describe my work ethic. Bags of trash. One bag at a time. one truck at a time. 

Holy fuck I’m woozy. Dizzy and shit. Good ass wine. Fuckin, some of the best wine in the world burnt down this month. Go fucking donate you pieces of shit. Then go buy wine from vineyards affected by the fire. Instead of spending your money on the next stupid trend or whiteclaws or some sort of other asshole shit. Spend it on good stuff. Cause thats the good stuff.

 Alright, I need to be gone. Watch yourself. It’s a jungle out there.

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