All around me people were doing math
Book learnin, projections, I’ll pass
Can’t get tattoos, can’t go bowl
Fuck it lets roll
The economy can’t affoard a miss
Come on chums, lets do this
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It’s the ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins
Two Assholes on a wave of destruction
Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins
Going to fuck over your election
We’re all going to die….
I sued Obama all day every day
Conservative in every way
What? There is a disease?
Jesus will help if you ask him please
Just don’t masterbate
Also, no gays in my state
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It’s the ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins
Two turds making sure you can do your hair
Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins
No death total will make them care
Die for the Dow….
What? I’m busy putting down the new revolution
Huh? White people getting sick in Houston?
I got to do something, but what will big daddy Trump think
I know! Run half-ass from the brink
If you don’t want to do whats right
Do the minimum and stay out of sight
What about me Hot Wheels?
It’s here! The virus is back on our heels
Business won’t let me do what the people ask
I got it! I’ll go on tour to tell everyone to where a mask
This way it seems almost useful
Even thought it will be fuckin brutal
[chorus]
It’s the ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins
Searching for the next person to screw
Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins
Lets hope people will remember in 2022
If we make it that long….