The Ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

All around me people were doing math

Book learnin, projections, I’ll pass

Can’t get tattoos, can’t go bowl

Fuck it lets roll

The economy can’t affoard a miss

Come on chums, lets do this

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It’s the ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

Two Assholes on a wave of destruction

Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

Going to fuck over your election

We’re all going to die….

I sued Obama all day every day

Conservative in every way

What? There is a disease?

Jesus will help if you ask him please

Just don’t masterbate 

Also, no gays in my state

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It’s the ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

Two turds making sure you can do your hair

Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

No death total will make them care

Die for the Dow….

What? I’m busy putting down the new revolution

Huh? White people getting sick in Houston?

I got to do something, but what will big daddy Trump think

I know! Run half-ass from the brink

If you don’t want to do whats right

Do the minimum and stay out of sight

What about me Hot Wheels?

It’s here! The virus is back on our heels

Business won’t let me do what the people ask

I got it! I’ll go on tour to tell everyone to where a mask

This way it seems almost useful

Even thought it will be fuckin brutal

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It’s the ballad of Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

Searching for the next person to screw

Hot Wheels and Leeroy Kempkins

Lets hope people will remember in 2022

If we make it that long….

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